Stripper facing 1,036 years in prison for 'squirting vg fluids' at five police officers, infecting them with chlamydia, gonorrhea, and herpes

Stripper facing 1,036 years in prison for 'squirting vaginal fluids' at five police officers, infecting them with chlamydia, gonorrhea, and herpes

 A Florida lap dancer is facing 1,036 years in prison after she allegedly assaulted five police officers with her Vj, infecting them with chlamydia, gonorrhea, and herpes.

 

Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club in Florida when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.

 

Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically, according to the official police report.

 

Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected Vg fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two, the police said. 

 

“She just spread her legs wide open and started squirting in the cops’ faces, eyes and mouths from a distance of about twelve to fifteen feet,” one eyewitness told reporters, visibly amused by the whole affair.

 

Officer Miguel Aguera of the Miami Police Department told reporters that all five of the officers had since tested positive for chlamydia, gonorrhea, and herpes after being exposed to the Vg fluids.

 

Stripper facing 1,036 years in prison for

 

“Knowing full well that she was exposing the police officers to a number of s_xually transmitted diseases and potentially HIV as well, it is considered that she used her Vg with lethal force against the officers” explained Miguel Aguera, spokesman for the Miami Police Department.

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Simmons’s attorney, Alan Smith, argued that his client acted in self-defense and used her Vg, not as a deadly weapon, but in the “appropriate boundaries of her working skills and abilities.”

 

According to current Florida laws and if convicted of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon against five police officers, Simmons could face up to 1,036 years in jail.



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  1. I hope that she gets convicted and ends up serving Life in prison.

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    1. This is a fake article. I will definitely find someone else to read and fulfill my curiosity of true crime. As I hope u do as well. Bc apparently this person just clicks and posts instead of actually researching. The whole article is fake !!

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  2. Ok this did it for me. I didn’t turn on my notifications to get fake news! This lady is supposed to be a journalist, life coach etc. And is publishing fake news. If she isn’t going to research her stories better than this, Best thing we can all do is find someone who will. This is ridiculous. I guess it’s easier just to click and post rather than actually research to make sure your posting legit articles. If this was a satire site , fine and dandy. But it isn’t it’s a TRUE CRIME BLOG !! Totally a satire article!!

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  3. She just made up a story and posted. Fake but fun

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    1. No , not fake! It was on several news channels because it was so shocking!

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  4. Wow....I am sure that she had all this time to evade police, lay back on some table in their direction and then right in the blink of an eye with perfect accuracy hit them all in the face and eyes blinding them all. Totally disgusting but besides the point. If I was her lawyer I would turn around get the STDs tested and then claim the officers were regulars at the club and gave the STDs to her. Or turn around and say "My expert says that the STDs are of a different strain! They are all of a strain that my client does NOT have so these officers had contracted the diseases elsewhere, defense rests it's case, now take em away toys" but then again IM NO LAWYER!! she couldn't afford my services even if I was, but I do see an opening for her in some adult videos (once she clears up those little hiccup STDs of course)......only in America! Good think I am Canadian! Hahaha

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  5. I don’t give a flying feck that this is fake, it is an awesomely funny fucking story, I don’t care who you are. I pissed my shorts! Hardeharrharharharhar

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  6. Looks like a brutal skull f*cking is her next job.

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  7. Looks like a brutal skull f**king is her next job.

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